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lukas kaiser — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 22:29:10 -0000

This is the best!

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Mickey — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:52:59 -0000

I wear my sports bra when I walk the track, ya know? In case I decide to take off running. Bahaha! Unlikely, since my Vertigo screws with my head when I try to run, when my head bounces lmbo! Not too wrried about my boobs bouncing, but my sports bra makes me feel important when I'm walking like I'm "about" to take off in a dead run :)

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Mike — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:44:26 -0000

Nevermind - found it thanks to Brian!

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Mike — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:30:23 -0000

Hi! It's Mike (the sound guy) from that shoot. Where can I see the footage?

MSolomonNY@gmail.com

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fashiondiva8 — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:10:07 -0000

Totally right, boobs are awesome :D

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Linda — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:10:11 -0000

I love orange and chocolate together!

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sachi — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:22:27 -0000

i just looked back at his blog and it's like you, then sean connery, then obama. so you know, he takes pics of people who are all equally cool and famous.

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Sami Martin — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:27:44 -0000

that's funny. and cute. perfect project for my art class :)

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Guest — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:47:20 -0000

me voy

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gerardo — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:48:48 -0000

no tomo alcohol pero esto es divertido...

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gerardo — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:42:48 -0000

your uncle... hahahahaha

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Ricardo Rodriguez — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 21:10:26 -0000

good!!!

Re: How to write a card to distant elderly relatives

Robert Hookey — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:59:42 -0000

Sorry about that, Emily! My comment seems to have fallen prey to "Web Goblins"... I hope the general feel of my particular brand of madness still shines through.

Re: How to write a card to distant elderly relatives

Robert Hookey — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:52:57 -0000

Hi Emily! My last name isn't "Lasagna" , but I I hope my work makes you laugh so hard you at least CONSIDER laughing yourself in the bathroom!
Long story short, I'm a bellman/blogger and here is a brief look at my literary "masterpiece":
I know what you’re thinking, “What is this? Does it have any hunky, brooding vampires?”

Let’s be clear, this book does NOT contain…

Beautiful members of the Undead searching for a nice light snack/true love. Teenage wizards battling adversaries so fearsome they must not be named. Children battling to the death in a televised spectacle. Virginal college students with soap
opera names who shed their purity after meeting emotionally crippled,
perverted businessmen – who happen to have billions.

The Bellman Chronicles is a collection of tales featuring…

TERRIBLE PEOPLE:

Douchebags who think Grandma’s wheelchair is a suitable substitute for a luggage cart.
Crazy cougars who think the term
“full-service hotel” means the security officer will sleep with you –
while your husband watches.
Guests who bring animals with them: a deer
strapped to their RV – which they park next to the kitchen entrance of
the hotel’s restaurant.

TERRIBLE THINGS:

Getting caught daydreaming while your spouse “shares her feelings.”
Spilling your morning coffee.
Hairless cats.

So if you think your life sucks, take
some of that money you were going to spend on Red Bull and smokes and
read about someone who is REALLY suffering, namely yours truly.

You can call me The Hook.
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I don't expect you to respond - NO ONE I've contacted has even taken the time to tell me to drop dead - but if I give up on my dream of taking my self-published 300 page rant and turning it into something my family can be proud of then I might as well fellate a shotgun!
Thanks for your time, Emily.

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Emmy Blotnick — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 01:38:44 -0000

Ah, thank you. I'll keep my fingers crossed they roll out with some sexy ones.

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Eli — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 21:56:59 -0000

You can try Chaco's. They make sandals, but also some more shoe-like styles as well. They aren't a "cushion" shoe, but provide support. I wear them to work literally every day, in either a flip flop, sandal, or shoe.

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Emmy Blotnick — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:35:59 -0000

Ooh! Maybe mildly old ladyish, but I think I could get down with those loafers. Thank you for the suggestion!

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D K — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:31:06 -0000

Try SAS shoes. Some of them are "old lady", but there are styles that are cute. All are very comforatble!

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Emmy Blotnick — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:14:46 -0000

Yes! I appreciate that rec; I completely destroyed a pair of those last summer.

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Molly Perck — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:09:12 -0000

Try Worishofer-- they don't hold up well if you walk everywhere regardless of the weather (mine usually live for only one Summer in NYC), but they are comfy and fairly cute.

Re: Open letter to a boy on the bus to Boston

JonathanMardukas — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:37:11 -0000

A very funny post capped off by one of my favorite written lines I've read in a long time:
"presumably crapped a noxious asteroid out the back of the bus"
Fine work, Emmy!

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sparkles20 — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 20:21:31 -0000

this webcite u made is awesome

Re: Fact: Red-eared sliders are a kind of turtle.

Emmy Blotnick — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:46:59 -0000

Ohhh bless your sweet soul for reminding me of this clip!

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Greg — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:38:41 -0000

Reminds me fondly of Norm Macdonald on Conan
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: Vinformation: Facts About Vin Diesel

Soulthilive01 — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:42:11 -0000

Its funny because it's all true.